Would You Rather...

WOULD YOU RATHER.....

1. Live without music or T.V.? TV. Movies are important to me, but TV is not. Well, except LOST.

2. Lose your legs or lose your arms? Legs. I'd probably be more self-sufficient with arms. That question makes me sad.

3. Have a beautiful house and ugly car or ugly house and beautiful car? Beautiful house...I gotta live there!

4. Be blind or deaf? Another sad one. Thanks, Judes! Deaf. Probably.

5. Live in Antarctica or Death Valley? I hate the desert a lot, but I hate the cold more.

6. Eat sushi or liver? Sushi. Anytime.

7. have 3 eyes or webbed feet? That depends...is my Third Eye Blind? hehe.

8. Find true love or a million dollars? I already found one of them, so I'd take the money. I'd keep true love, though.

9. Always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again? Hah! Always have to say everything on my mind. I had laryngitis last week, and I've never listened to Michael so much in my life!

10. Be gossiped about or never talked about at all? I would be the lyric, ever on the lip, rather than the epic, memory lets slip. Gossip flatters me.

11. Be able to hear every conversation or take back anything you say? Take back anything. I would be terrified to hear every conversation. But, if I could hear every conversation, I'd probably give people a break more.

12. get caught singing in the shower or spying on a crush? Both, please!

13. Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy? Killer! Were I a cat named Fluffy, I'd be allergic to myself.

14. Get even or get over it? Getting over it is so noble. Sometimes it isn't as satisfying right away. But still, I'd rather get over it.

15. Know it all or have it all? Well, I wouldn't want scabies or lice, but I also don't want to know who has scabies, so NO Thanks.

16. Always get first dibs or the last laugh? Last laugh.

17. Kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab? Step on a crab.

18. Own a ski lodge or a surf cap? Surf camp. I get seasick, but I'd hire Kelly Slater and just sit back.

19. Forget who you were or who everyone else was? Like 50 First Dates? If I forgot myself, I'd forget everyone else, too. That's a weird one. Good thing I have the memory of an elephant.

20. Have one wish granted today or 3 wishes in 10 years? One today...Three more wishes!

21. Be the sand castle or the waves? The waves. I'd CRUSH SAND CASTLES!

22. Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends? A mansion with 10 friends!

23. Have a big group of friends or one really close one? Does Michael count? I need to be around people. Otherwise, I'm a sad puppy named Killer, and not allergic to myself at all.

24. Not be able to talk or hear for one day? Talk. If temporary, I could manage.

25. Spend the day surfing the net or the ocean? Dramamine and the ocean.

26. Snowboard in the winter or swin in the summer? Swim in the Summer, for sure! Down with snow! I married a snow MONSTER!

27. Have a best friend that talks too much or one that doesn't talk at all? Too much. But, just a little.

28. Sleep with snakes or sharks? Sleep underwater? No thanks!

29. Surf in Fiji or shop in Paris? I'm with Judi. Both. Well, Paris is my ideal vacay, so I'd pick Paris first.

30. Never be able to smile or never be able to close your eyes? If you didn't close your eyes, you would go blind. Probably. The eyeballs would get all dried out, and your cornea would crack and tear, and you'd have to get cocaine drops in your eyes to stop the pain. That's not so bad.

31. Never wash your hair again or never shave again? Hah! Waxing! I'd never shave again!

32. Be forgotten or hatefully remembered? If bad people hate me, that's fine. But, if people I love forget me, that's not fine. Well, if they are happy in forgetting me, I'd be forgotten.